Jerry To Yahoos: Please Keep Working! Jerry To Bosses: Here's What To Say* (YHOO)

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jerry again!.jpgGood God! We wrote the exact same headline nearly two months ago. In any event, here's the text of Jerry's newest memo to the troops, and a secondary memo to the troops' leaders.

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To: all-worldwide@yahoo-inc.com
From: jerry
Subject: over the weekend — joint microsoft/carl icahn proposal
yahoos,
on friday evening, our board received a search and restructuring proposal from microsoft and carl icahn.
in essence, this proposal would hand over to microsoft yahoo!’s search business and the rest of the business to carl icahn. our board rejected this for a number of reasons, that boil down to a determination that this deal would be disadvantageous to yahoo! stockholders. with our annual meeting quickly approaching on august 1, i want to give you an idea of what to expect over the coming days and weeks.
proposals and attacks by microsoft and carl icahn leading up to our meeting are likely to get even more contentious.
i know this could is distracting at the very least. but i know that we can count on all of you to continue to focus on what we do best — transforming the experiences of our users, advertisers, publishers and developers. i also realize that you, and our customers and partners, may have additional questions. to address these, below is a brief faq that should help.
please be assured that the board, the management team, and i are all focused on doing what’s best for the business and our stockholders. we are prepared to let our stockholders, not microsoft and carl icahn, decide what is in their best interests. and we look forward to the upcoming vote at our stockholder meeting.
thank you for your hard work and commitment to yahoo!.
jerry
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Questions and Answers for Employees
Is Yahoo!’s management now considering selling off search and splitting up the company?
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Microsoft and Carl Icahn made a joint proposal for restructuring Yahoo! which included the acquisition of Yahoo!’s search business by Microsoft.
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 Yahoo!’s Board rejected the proposal, concluding that delivering our search business to Microsoft on terms that would be disadvantageous to Yahoo! stockholders does not make sense.

We remain committed to being a principal in algorithmic and paid search and believe that financial benefits from our announced agreement with Google will allow Yahoo! to advance its ability to compete in the convergence of display and search advertising by allowing us to accelerate investment in sponsored search, display and web search businesses in parallel.

Does Yahoo! believe that being a principal in both search and display is the best way to maximize stockholder value?

We believe that the convergence of search and display is the next major development in the evolution of the rapidly changing online advertising industry.•
 
Our strategies — including our recently announced agreement with Google — are specifically designed to capitalize on this convergence.
 
What exactly did Microsoft and Carl Icahn propose to Yahoo!?
 

 
Microsoft and Carl Icahn jointly proposed a complex restructuring of Yahoo! that would include the acquisition of Yahoo!’s search business by Microsoft.
 

 
The Microsoft/Icahn proposal would require the immediate replacement of the current Board and removal of the top management team at Yahoo!. The Yahoo! Board believes these moves would destabilize Yahoo! during the up to the one year it would take to gain regulatory approval for this deal.
 

Yahoo!’s Board of Directors determined that accepting the proposal is not in the best interests of its stockholders.
As an employee, what can I do to support Yahoo! during this time?
 

 
We ask that you continue to focus on what we do best — transforming the experiences of our users, advertisers, publishers and developers, all while enhancing our leadership position in the online marketplace.
Additional Customer / Partner Questions and Answers
With all the commotion surrounding the Microsoft/Icahn proposal, as a customer/partner — should I be concerned that Yahoo! is taking its eye off the ball?

Yahoo! is very focused on continuing to provide its customers and partners with the high-quality level of service and attention that they have come to expect from all Yahoo! employees, including management.

While this public volley can be challenging for everyone, it does nothing to change Yahoo!’s fundamental commitment to maintaining the highest standards of service.
Is Yahoo!’s management now considering selling off search and splitting up the company?
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 Yahoo!’s Board rejected the joint Microsoft/Icahn restructuring proposal that would have included the acquisition of its search business by Microsoft. Yahoo! remains committed to being a principal in algorithmic and paid search and believes that the financial benefits of our announced agreement with Google will allow Yahoo! to advance its ability to compete in the convergence of display and search advertising by allowing us to accelerate investment in sponsored search, display and web search businesses in parallel.


What exactly did Microsoft and Carl Icahn propose to Yahoo!?
 

Microsoft and Carl Icahn jointly proposed a complex restructuring of Yahoo! that would include the acquisition of Yahoo!’s search business by Microsoft.

The Microsoft/Icahn proposal would require the immediate replacement of the current Board and removal of the top management team at Yahoo!. The Yahoo! Board believes these moves would destabilize Yahoo! during the up to the one year it would take to gain regulatory approval for this deal.

Yahoo!’s Board of Directors determined that accepting the proposal is not in the best interests of its stockholders.

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o: all-svps-and-above@yahoo-inc.com
From: jerry
Subject: joint microsoft/carl icahn proposal
leaders,
as you are aware by now, the board rejected a search and restructuring proposal that was brought jointly by microsoft and carl icahn. our board was given less than 24 hours to respond. we again made clear that we very much remain open to considering proposals to maximize stockholder value. i think you will agree that the opportunistic microsoft/icahn proposal is not the way to do that.
following this email to you, i will be sending an email to all yahoos which will include a brief q&a. for your use, below are a few talking points to help guide your discussions with your teams.
jerry
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Talking Points
      •  The last few months and weeks have certainly been challenging, and the waters are not likely to calm before our stockholder meeting on August 1.
 
      •  We cannot allow ourselves to be distracted by the back-and-forth with external parties.
 
      •  For this reason, it’s more critical than ever that we let our board and management focus on these external issues and keep our attention where it must be — delivering for our users, advertisers, publishers and developers.
 
      •  In this way, we each play a very significant role in the future of Yahoo!.
 
      •  This weekend the Yahoo! Board rejected a joint proposal that Microsoft and investor Carl Icahn sent on Friday evening and gave the Board less than 24 hours to respond.
 
      •  After reviewing the proposal with its legal and financial advisers, Yahoo!’s Board of Directors determined that accepting the proposal was not in the best interests of its stockholders.
 
      •  We did not believe that the joint Microsoft/Carl Icahn proposal had the best interests of Yahoo!’s stockholders in mind.
 
      •  Microsoft and Mr. Icahn are trying to dismantle the Company and deliver our search business to Microsoft on terms that would be disadvantageous to Yahoo! stockholders.
      •  Our Board is prepared to let stockholders, not Microsoft and Carl Icahn, decide what is in their best interests.



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14 Comments

The Admiral said:
Well, if he runs his company as badly as he writes he's toast. What's with the stream of consciousness sentences with no capital letters?

Joshua said:
Reads like he thinks he's addressing 10 year olds. And is himself a 12 year old.

Orlando said:
I heard the shift key on his keyboard was stolen by Carl iChan because jerry never knew which letters of IChan to make capital.

youngforever said:
techies do not normally use capital letters. Jerry is just reminding you he is a techie not a mba. no-capitals is also popular with youngsters who txt msg all the time. try to adapt to the new culture rather than whining! british made fun of americans for dropping letters (favour vs favor, aluminium vs aluminum, jewellary vs jewelry) and guess what happened after computers took over type writers....

jenkins said:
We all know people that work at Yahoo. The story is basically the same from all of them: very little is getting done!

GMAN said:
youngforever: I agree. I work at Google and we all write like tech geeks who don't care other then getting our points across. I like it, he is sincere and i don't think he needs to be all careful he just needs to come off as "the offer was shitty go to hell". LOL..oh yea that means Laugh out loud for all you mba's.

oldster said:
Soon enough that generation of youngsters will be capable of producing just "moooo!", which will be nuff to carry their point across. Oh, and out of all fingers they will only have thumbs for texting.

I guess another signs of their bright future is stopping brushing their teeth and wearing PGs and flip-flops wherever they go.

Seth Barnburner (URL) said:
a quick hip poem

some people think it's
hip, techy and all counterculture to write in all lowercase but it's
worth noting is that sometimes you can't tell
what the f&@k you're actually trying to say (in terms of diction, emphasis and other important facets of the english language) --
a reasonably important goal when communicating and clarifying important points concerning billions
of
dollars
and tens of
thousands of jobs.
right?

Will said:
i hate all lower case almost as much as I HATE ALL CAPS!

All it takes is a little pinky energy and you'll get all kinds of punctuation. It's awesome!!!

P.S.- If anyone is missing their pinkies, then you should type in all lower case. Just let people know in your e-mail tag so no one mistakes you for a techie.

stone said:
I'm still waiting for a coherent strategy to come out of Yang or Decker. Still haven't seen that happen. Is anyone else surprised?

TheDude said:
What kind of retard doesn't know how to use capital letters?

This soap opera gets more interesting every day. I hope it never ends!

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