Google's Hiring Binge Continues: Baby Sitters, Massage Therapists Wanted

Vasanth Sridharan | June 12, 2008 9:10 AM

googleplex.jpgWant to work for Google -- but you can't code and don't have an MBA? You're not completely out of luck: We've scanned the 793 positions open in the U.S., and we've found some options for you:

  • Executive Chefs, Mountain View. High stress -- you have to feed a lot of Googlers – but you get to play around with a $72 million food budget. And it might make you a millionaire -- even if you have to leave for Facebook to get your payday. Requires culinary degree, at least 5 years as a sous chef, experience with ethnic and vegetarian food, and experience with high-volume dining.
  • Massage Therapist, Chicago. Upside: You only have to work 12 hours a week. Downside: You have to rub big-shouldered Googlers. Requires national massage certification, 500 certified massage hours, 3 years of professional massage experience.
  • Infant Toddler Program Manager/Children’s Center Teacher, Mountain View. A chance to nurture and care for Google spawn, who may well be running the world in a couple decades. The infant toddler program manager requires 3 years in early childhood development and education and 1 year in the management of an infant toddler center. Bachelor’s degree required, master’s preferred. The teacher position has three levels, the lowest requires a minimum of 12 early childhood education units, California Associate Teacher Child Development Permit, and teaching experience with children.
  • Animal Health Expert, Google.org, Mountain View or San Francisco: We were thinking vet joke here, but that would just make us look like jackasses, because this sounds like a cool, high-minded gig: Help Google's philanthropic arm figure out where to hand out cash. Requires master’s degree or higher, 10 years of experience (including “extensive field experience in the developing world”).

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12 Comments

Jasonious said:
Yet another in an incredibly long list of worthless posts by this author. Do you really mean to tell me with everything that is happening in the world and industry, this is an item you feel worthy of note? Lame.
Jasonious! Give us your list: What should we be writing about?
jasonious said:
I'd like to be reading some stuff about the imploding of the old guard Wall Street firms and the rise of the new guns. Whats going on at Lehman, and what does it mean for the long term health of the investment industry. Interesting how nobody goes IPO anymore. You guys touched on that a while ago. That was interesting. Just my 2 cents. This Google crap is not worthy of you guys.
Yep, those are good ideas. Thanks for the input.
steve said:
Sounds like a closed,elite club to me. So it's all about if you had rich parents to send you to an ivy league school. Silver spoon mentality does not lead to innovation. People that had to overcome obstacles are the ones that are better prepared to innovate and challenge the status quo. My wife went to a community college and took c, java etc and more importantly promoted the internet in 1996. AHEAD OF THE CURVE but not qualified to work there. How do meals help one to think outside the box again?

FAR TOO MANY CLOSED CLUBS AND NOT ENOUGH INNOVATION as an essential ingredient to innovation is consideration of outside ideas not just internal ideas from those that have it made.
DICK said:
"Want to work for Google -- but you can't code and don't have an MBA?"

No one in that building shown up top can code or have a MBA. That sorority house is ACROSS THE STREET from the googleplex. It's full of $45k/yr customer service types and other admin staff.

"And it might make you a millionaire"

This is 2008. Not 1999, buddy.
Robert (URL) said:
Sounds interesting but working only 12 hrs a week as a massage therapist. Means you will practically be working for free by the time the govt takes their 33% from your paycheck, buy gas and rice, you're broke again.
rhea - google fan (URL) said:
Oh I wish I can cook, or massage. haha.. But I can be with kids. Maybe I should try? :P
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