Fake Steve Jobs Gets Real New Job: Leaving Forbes For Newsweek

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dan lyons.jpgForbes editor Dan Lyons, best known to most of you as Fake Steve Jobs, is leaving his employer after a 10-year run and jumping to Newsweek, where he'll take tech columnist Steve Levy's old slot. No word on whether Dan will continue to write FSJ once he starts his new gig: Newsweek says Dan will bring FSJ with him. Dan owns the rights to FSJ himself, so he should be able keep cranking them out if he wants to. But we also know he's itching to do some non-FSJ stuff, too.

So enjoy columns like this one, published yesterday: We can't guarantee how many more you'll get.

Memo from Forbes AME Bruce Upbin:

It pains me to say it but Dan Lyons is heading out the door after ten years at Forbes. Saying we wish him well is an understatement. Dan is a tremendous reporter and columnist, author of countless cover stories, bringer of buzz and an epically good satirist as Fake Steve. His 2005 cover story “Attack of the Blogs,” about the scourge of anonymous bloggers (of all things), was vilified and referred to by thousands in the blogosphere but Dan has quieted the mob with his understanding of how the Web works as a news medium. We should all be so lucky to have built a site that generates a million page views a month and continues to do so even though its cover was blown. The next person we find to carry on our tech column we trust will also go on to worldwide fame and riches.

Photo: Mark Coggins



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So lemme get this straight...Fake Steve will no be found at Fake Time?

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I'll cancel my subscription immediately.

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Where is Steven Levy going?


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So Newsweek ads replace Forbes ads on the blog now?!

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Can we assume that Forbes is now onto the "tech guru" imposter part of Lyons? The man couldn't deal with a command line interface much less become tech guru for a major publication. He is popular only because he's a whiny little biatch that purposely goes out of his way to raise the ire of open source proponents.

FDL - I agree with you on this much: Real Dan Lyons certainly did enjoy poking open sourcers with a sharp stick.

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Dan Lyons is the guy who, on the one hand, is a very vocal hater of those who dare to post on blogs, on message boards anonymously; and on the other hand is semi-famous for anonymously posting as the fake Steve Jobs. I would invite you to read some of Danny's articles in Forbes such as "Revenge Of The Nerds" or "Fighting Back" or "Who is Pamela Jones" or "Attack of the Blogs." According to Danny "Web logs are the prized platform of an on-line lynch mob spouting liberty but spewing lies, libel and invective". Danny also lavished praise on "intrepid reporter, Maureen O'Gara." Danny just loved the way Maureen relentlessly stalked, and harassed, PJ and PJ's elderly mother. Especially the way Maureen bragged about obtaining, and researching PJ's private cell-phone records, and looking inside PJ's residence, and bashing PJ's religious beliefs. Maureen's action were so vile, that the entire editorial staff of linuxworld resigned in disgust.

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